Bill Simmons is the best sports writer in the business

So God, man up: Give us a Celtics-Lakers Finals. That's right, I'm calling You out. Show us what You got. Rttghfnf ljmbkkk nmhgjk wqptrs ghdscv."

- Bill Simmons

Too damn funny. Especially the last part (quoted above, complete article at http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3357518
). i cheer for the Phoenix Suns and hope his prayer won't come true. However, am a big fan of B.S. religiously following his column. Comedy, sports and life in general. How can you go wrong with that writing?

(And oh, it's one of those moments as well when you read someone's craft and think could-have-been-my-line-times.) Short of the blasphemy (though, not really, God would agree), the Barranca Boys and some would agree that we have been blasphemous (though not really, Jesus would agree) by some stretch of the imagination during most drinking sprees.

A true story:
Barranca Boy 1: Manoy mo Jess, solido na ko, sundua na ko. (Translation: Jesus, you can fetch me now, it's been one solid run with life)
Barranca Boy 2: Tama Lord, pero pakiwalat na lang si mga Magic cards nya lalo na si red artificer pagkinua mo na siya. (Yesz Lord, but don't forget that he leaves the Magic with me, red artificer deck specifically , if and when you decide to get him for good)

Too bad this B.S. guy put it into writing and we (well, i) did not. So much for that, Bill Simmons is the man.